Piasu de kimetari, hade na mini o sagashitari
Biru no kabe ni boys, hora, koukishin ga machibuse
Heart o game ni shite shimae
Shitai koto bakari aru nara, dekiru koto hajimete
Day by day, ii ja nai, okay nani kara demo
Dakishimerarereba, hohoemi o taisetsu ni dekiru kara
Day by day, ii ja nai, all right watashi wa mou
Kono mune no pazuru, hajime no hitotsu kizuiteru
I don't have any money or work, and I'm bored.
What the hell?
Wow, is this...
Oh, my, a pile of panties!
I've got them! These are all mine!
I'm so lucky!
Thief! Underwear thief!
He's stealing our merchandise! Somebody, help us!
Oh, no, I just found these on the road.
Hey, don't run away from us! You underwear thief!
Wait, you pervert!
No, I just found these on the road!
Wait!
Hey, you're being followed, aren't you? Want a lift?
Wow, what a mokkori!
You getting in the car or not?
I am!
Ya-hoo!
Damn, we lost him.
Anyway, that car with that joke license plate, could it be...
The one who is called "Helping People Escape?"
It's so soft and comfortable.
Hey, how long are you going to stay in that position?!
With a Class A License For Love Here She Is, a Beautiful Pro at Helping People Escape
You saved me. Thank you so very much.
You're welcome.
Then...
Don't "huh" me. Money, you need to pay me money.
Money?
Of course! I helped you escape from the police without trouble, right?!
But I don't have any money, not even a penny.
That's too bad.
Then there's no way for you to pay except with your body, is there?
Use my body to pay you?
Exactly, pay me with your body.
I understand.
I guess I don't have a choice, do I?
Money is everything in this world, but oddly enough, I have none.
My body was given to me by my parents,
so I'll hold back my tears and use it hesitantly.
I'm going to pay you back with my body!
Wait a second!
I didn't mean like that! I want you to help me with my business.
Watch out!
Missed her. Let's go!
Somebody is trying...
...to get you.
I'm so sorry.
I'm going to call us even since you helped me.
What? Really?
However, you still owe me money for holding me without any clothes on.
You're charging me for something like that?
Of course! My body is the foundation of my business!
Do you have any idea why someone is trying to kill you?
Far too many.
There are many people who'd want to kill me because of my business.
Your business?
Oh, I haven't told you about it yet?
I am a professional at helping people escape.
Helping people escape?
Oh! I think I've heard of a female professional in that line of work.
But why is a beautiful woman like you in a business like that?
Thank you. The riskier the business is, the more money you can earn.
It's common sense, isn't it?
However, recently I've been in some kind of trouble.
I think that someone is seriously trying to kill me.
How about hiring me as your bodyguard?
You?
I have some reservations about that.
It's mainly the fact that you're an underwear thief.
But I already told you I'm not an underwear thief!
I've already made up my mind to hire a professional
who's a little more reliable than you.
This place...
I guess you don't know, but there's a secret to this bulletin board.
Here, you write it down like this... X, Y...
Z!
And you write the contact, then the professional will see this and...
Roger. By the way, what is your name?
Here you go.
Roger. By the way, what is your name?
You are...
You seem a little like a sex maniac, but I guess that's okay. Nice to meet you. Miyuki Kobayashi
MI... YU... KI...
Yo!
Ryo Saeba.
What? You got a job?!
Don't do anything without asking me! It's my job to get you a job!
What's wrong with it?
We're in trouble since we haven't had any work in a while.
How about this much for your pay?
Bodyguard fee for a day, 19,000 yen,
and when you protect me from ruffians, I'll pay you 36,000 yen.
When you catch him, I'll pay you 102,900 yen, including tax of course.
No way! 19,000 yen per day?!
We need at least 30,000 yen per day!
That's too expensive! How about 20,000 yen?
No, no, at least 29,000 yen!
21,000 yen!
28,000 yen!
22,000 yen!
Incredible! She's haggling with Kaori! 27,500 yen!
Incredible! She's haggling with Kaori! 22,500 yen!
Incredible! She's haggling with Kaori! 27,000 yen!
23,000 yen! I can't go higher than that!
27,000 yen is the lowest I can accept.
I can't help it.
If you can't do it, I'm sure someone else will.
It's tough to make a living without money, isn't it?
I'll take it.
Good, 23,000 yen is the final call.
Now, I'll pay you for today.
It's 11,500 yen for half a day, right?
That's right, I have to deduct a fee from it,
since he clung to me without wearing anything.
That's not right! What about the payment for when I helped you?!
I told you it'd be cancelled out since I helped you escape as an underwear thief, right?
Underwear thief?!
Wait, Kaori! Don't misunderstand!
What she meant by underwear thief was...
You mokkori champion!
Look what I got!
No way, you octopus!
Well then, guard me well.
I'll let you be in my car, but you ought to help my business.
What did you say?
If you don't like the idea, you can follow me in your own car.
What will you do?
I'll help you! Yes, Ma'am.
Ryo, I'm leaving this one to you.
I don't think I can get along with this person.
Okay! Shall we go, Miyuki?
You touched me again.
1,000 yen will be deducted from the bodyguard fee.
Oh, no!
I'll go with you.
If I leave you alone, the guard fee will disappear.
Well, what do you need to do today?
Help a robber escape from a loan shark?
Robbery... Robbery from a loan shark?!
Bottakuri Salaryman Moneylender
Give me the money!
What the hell?!
Bottakuri Enterprises Bottakuri Salaryman Moneylender
That place is managed by yakuza and is famous for its evil way of doing business.
Without knowing that, the old man borrowed money from them,
and he was asked to pay an extreme amount of money in interest.
Because of that, his small factory was taken away from him,
and his family abandoned him.
He's now homeless and penniless.
It sounds like a typically tragic story.
Therefore, the money he paid me with was that of a desperate old man.
I will help him escape, I swear it.
Salaryman Moneylender
Hurry up, old man!
Damn!
We did it, old man!
It's too early to celebrate.
Damn! I won't let you escape!
What are you going to do now?!
Leave everything to me!
How persistent!
Miss Miyuki, watch out!
It's a red light!
I can't stop now!
We made it!
Now, it's time to fly!
Good job, Miss Miyuki.
Thank you, do you want some tea?
I won't charge for it, so don't worry.
Aside from the money, I can't go home while you're alone here
since someone is targeting you.
Do you intend to spend the night here?
You don't need to worry about anything.
I'm a specialist at guarding someone during the night. Trust me!
It was so close.
I won't allow you to spend any more money.
You, I can't take my eyes off of you for even a moment.
Well, anyway, have some tea please.
Yes, Ma'am.
Watch out! Duck!
Miss Miyuki!
Miss Miyuki! Pull yourself together!
You're awake now, aren't you?
Mr. Saeba, you're touching me again.
Minus 1,000 yen.
So even if a woman like me touches you, you still charge for it?
What? I lost my chance then.
Jeez, how can you think of money at a time like this?
Someone is trying to kill you!
Are you sure you're going to work today even though your life is in danger?
Of course.
How much money do you think I'd lose if I took a day off?
Anyway, what are we going to do today?
Well, we're helping an inmate break out of jail.
Break out...
...of jail?!
Wait, wait a sec.
This inmate isn't a violent murderer or something like that, is he?
I don't know the details, but I think he's innocent.
You THINK he's innocent?
The client is his younger sister, and she told me so.
Miyuki!
What I'm going to ask you now is very important.
The younger sister you've just told me about...
Yes?
Is she beautiful?
Can't you think about anything else?!
Joke, it was just a joke!
Thinking about this case...
It might be anxiety,
but I think they started to attack me after I took this client.
Chofu Prison
Are you sure it will be okay to let him escape?
You might receive an appreciation letter from the Metropolitan Police Department,
but you won't be accused of doing this.
Really?
Get in! Hurry up!
There he is. Kill them all!
Roger.
There they are.
Who the hell are they?
Well, they're probably assassins hired by my former boss.
Former boss?
His name is Gouda, a member of the Diet.
His name is Gouda?
Wasn't his secretary arrested on bribery charges several years ago?
That's me.
I took his guilt upon myself in exchange for him taking care of my family
while I was away from home.
However, that promise was broken, wasn't it?
Worse than that.
My house was taken away to help finance his election campaign.
How cruel...
I can't forgive him.
Idiots!
Cars two and three are out.
Currently, they are moving east on Koshu Trail. Over.
Damn!
What the hell?!
Boss!
Their car has been duplicated!
You fool! Wake up!
It's true!
Separate into two groups; don't let them get away.
Yes, Sir!
Smart ass...
When did Mr. Saeba prepare this?
Are you reevaluating us?
I guess, but you'll pay the rental fee, won't you?
Why are you breaking out of jail? Isn't there any other choice?
No, breaking out of jail is the proof of my innocence.
By the way, about your younger sister...
Younger sister?
I don't have one.
Just as I thought.
Put your head down.
They're getting closer and closer to us!
Damn, they got a better car somehow.
Now, let me handle them.
Miss Kaori, are you sure it's all right?
Trust me!
Out of bullets...
What the?
I am good!
Damn! Where are they?
What?!
Incredible!
Saeko, come on out.
Your brother is waiting for you.
Oh, you found me out, didn't you, Ryo?
No way!
Indeed, you're a true professional!
I'm good, aren't I?
In front of you!
Now you're done for.
Damn, this situation calls for our final method!
Are you ready, Miss Kaori?
Yes, Miss Miyuki!
Let's go!
No way!
Hey, Miss Miyuki, let's get going! Hurry up!
I won't let you escape!
Here!
One, two...
Three!
I guess they thoroughly made fun of us.
I took out some of the powder, so you should appreciate me.
The game is ended.
It looks like I didn't need to come help you.
Ryo!
Kaori, I have a higher opinion of you than I had before. You did a good job.
It was because Miss Miyuki helped me.
That's not true.
You helped me a lot, Miss Kaori.
Miss Miyuki...
Thank you.
I guess it's thanks to your help that I'll be able to catch the evil Diet member.
Saeko?
This lady is my client.
Once again, you used Ryo without telling us, didn't you?
Oh, scary!
I didn't ask her to hire you.
I doubt it.
Let's see... Car rental fee, repair fee,
and the consolation money because you hid the truth from me...
It's an additional three mokkori!
Right, Saeko?
Stare...
Can't you think about anything else?!
Joke, it was just a joke!
Mr. Saeba, Miss Kaori, how are you?
I'm currently driving in Africa.
I won the first rally I was in after coming here.
I'm trying for a top ranking at the next Paris-Dakar race,
just like I did in my previous race.
Miyuki will be participating in the Paris-Dakar race!
That's why she was talking about money all the time.
Oh, you touched me! That's 5,000 yen!
If you're feeling kazari bakari ki ni shite mo
Niji to hoshi ni wa kanawa nai
Kaze no tayori ga oshiete kureta
Taisetsu na egao, all of my love forever
Utsumuita kao o agete, sora o aogi
Kono te ni yasuragi o, starting over
Smile and smile, kimi wa ryuusei no angel
Heart and heart, kono toki o
Smile and smile, kimi wa ryuusei no angel
Heart and heart, kono toki o
Smile and smile...
Kaori, do you think there's an afterlife?
What? Why are you asking me that all of a sudden?
I hate this subject, and anyway...
Do you think ghosts actually exist?
Cut it out! No way! Ghosts don't exist! No way!
Do you really think so?
Stop!
Here comes a ghost!
The weirdest incident in the history of City Hunter!
A client from another world!
Fear! A Shinjuku Ghost Story! The Wandering Soul of a Beautiful Woman A client from another world!
Fear! A Shinjuku Ghost Story! The Wandering Soul of a Beautiful Woman Stop!
Fear! A Shinjuku Ghost Story! The Wandering Soul of a Beautiful Woman